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Should you use the ‘Popcorn’ button?

Recently my local grocery store made a change to their store brand microwave popcorn. The new packages have different packaging design on the outside, and the popcorn bags inside are clearly being provided by a different vendor.

The new ones include the ominous ‘Do not use the Popcorn Button!’ warning, which wasn’t on the old packages. I’ve seen this on the instructions for other brands of microwave popcorn, and have often wondered why. I’ve also consistently ignored them ever since I’ve gotten a microwave with a popcorn button, with no ill effects.

This YouTube video provides a pretty good answer to the whole issue — the manufacturers have no idea which microwave you have, so they take no chances and tell you to babysit things and turn off the microwave when you hit 2 seconds between pops.

Of course, this is overly cautious. Some dumb microwaves just have a fixed time on their popcorn setting, so you do risk burning if you aren’t listening. Others, however, use moisture sensors to detect the steam that is released when the bag bursts its seams, then time out the rest of the way. Top-of-the-line models use accoustic sensors to actually detect when the popping slows down.

But the best advice from this video doesn’t require a 15-minute explanation, and comes at the very beginning: Orville Reddenbacher may not know anything about your microwave, but you do, so just push the button and try it out. If it’s trying to run too long, shut it down. Problem solved.

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The art of Burning Man – 2011

If you’ve wondered why I go to Burning Man, perhaps this will answer your questions.

Where else do you see technology and industrial equipment bent to the purpose of art in such a harsh environment?

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This is “Your Brains” on ASL…

This song never gets old, and it’s even better in ASL:

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Go, Team Venture!

Just received the Venture Bros Season One on DVD. I had only caught two or three episodes on adult swim, since they seem to air it only once or twice a week, and since I rarely am in front of a TV which receives cable. From the first episode, “Dia De Los Dangerous!,” I was hooked, and have been waiting ever since for this boxed set. Other episodes of note include “Ice Station – Impossible,” a parody of the Fantastic 4 and the Incredibles, and The Incredible Mr. Brisby, which features a battle royale between a Disney-like figure and the Orange County Liberation Front.

The show is a brilliant send-up of Jonny Quest; here the boy detectives are idiots, Dr. Venture lives in the shadow of his own father, and their bodyguard, Brock Sampson, is a larger-than-life character with a License to Kill who will spare no brutality to protect his charges. The soundtrack, provided by J.G. Thirwell (a.k.a Jim Foetus/Clint Ruin), is spy music on steroids, and worth the price of admission alone.

The DVD is well worth getting and nicely packaged, with some amazing art from Bill Sienkiewicz, and some great extras, including an Xmas episode, the original series pilot, and a number of funny behind-the-scenes features.

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I Oozinate for Justice!

Okay, it used to be that American toy companies were content with marketing insanely dangerous toys like potato guns and giant lawn darts.

Now they have a new toy which will likely have an active resale market in the San Fernando Valley adult film industry. Behold, the Oozinator, by SuperSoaker.

This is sooooo wrong, for so many reasons, not the least being the tagline at the end where the announcer says “Major pumping required…”

I assume the video is safe for work, since it’s airing on children’s television here, but the unclean feeling will persist for hours.

Consumerist has a hilarious excerpt from the User’s Comments for this toy at Amazon, which they took down later.

Is this the result of months of market research where America’s children demanded to be showered in copious amounts of “bio-goo” while a fellow prepubescent vigorously pumps a giant alien phalllus?

See, maybe it isn’t such a good idea to sell 9-year-olds thongs at Abercrombie and Fitch after all. Maybe Tipper Gore was right.

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Frankly, I don’t much like him when he’s not angry, either.

Separated at Birth? Check out the uncanny resemblance between this Hulk figure ad from Toy Biz and David Hasselhoff:
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I won’t make the requisite joke about anger management issues. I just won’t.

And, I don’t condone this sort of thing at all, but have a go at WaxHoff.com for a bit of virtual chest waxing.